While I am on a spree of cheapness and crudeness - lemme mention one more conversation. It took place with a friend ( Lets call him X for no apparent reason) and was an equal partner in crime in contributing to the conversation :) Anyway the discussion was abt how good/bad Hindi movie stars are in bed and here are some interesting conclusions:
1. Aamir Khan - he'll be very fussy, correct you for everything and choose to sleep with you once a year.
2. Pooja Bhatt and Manisha Kairala - they'll be hot but will keep comparing you with a long list of old lovers.
3. Akshay Kumar - will be very adventurous but then be ready to get shocked - he will put three slabs of bricks on the girl's stomach, make a triple somersault and land on it and then break them in one chop of the hand without hurting you a bit. That's foreplay for him.
4. Preity Zinta - she will be very uptight. She will want you to donate two tins of food for every time you all meet.
5. Rani Mkujherjee - she will be sweet but she'll keep talking abt Preity Zinta.
6. Aishwarya Rai - it doesn't matter how she is - Salman, Vivek & Abhishek will kill you after that.
7. Bhoomika Chawla - oops! does it appear that she'll ever have sex?
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WHEN I STAND BEFORE GOD AT THE END OF MY LIFE, I WOULD HOPE THAT I WOULD NOT HAVE A SINGLE BIT OF TALENT LEFT, AND COULD SAY, " I USED UP EVERYTHING YOU GAVE ME "
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