I'm not saying that "YOU ARE" or "YOU HAVE TO BE". All I'm saying is that there is a very (VERY) high chance that you are an Indian traveler flying abroad if you do any of the following things:
1. Carry home cooked food with you on the flight.
2. Wear a suit even if you are not going for any business or business related work.
3. Ask the person sitting next to you in the flight where they are going (pleaseeeeee people, it's a flight and not a bus. The chances are very very very high that you are all going to the same place!!!)
4. Have a hand written gigantic sticker on top of your hand bag and carry on luggage that discloses your name, age, email id, phone number and hobbies.
5. Introduce your better half as your "Vife" and then add that even she is "Wary excited"!
6. Sit next to random foreigners in airports and start telling them why you are going abroad.
7. Ask the air hostess if you can get an extra meal.
8. Spend the time in an airport clicking photographs next to every possible shop and then outdo yourself by posing next to the restroom.
9. Explain everything in great detail to your wife even though it's the first trip abroad for BOTH of you. If the wife actually nodds her head in agreement and awe then you don't even have to think twice before you make the conclusion :)
Feel free to add more to the list or accept the ones that you have done yourself. I have been guilty of 1 but I had a very good reason behind it :-D
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OK... Lemme guess... Taking into consideration your huge appetite, you must have asked the air hostess for an extra meal to be served... If it is anything else, I'm really curious to know ;)
OK... Lemme guess... Taking into consideration your huge appetite, you must have asked the air hostess for an extra meal to be served... If it is anything else, I'm really curious to know ;)
you hit the nail on the head bonami.....as they say, a way to a man's heart is through the stomach ( although off late i have been thinking that if you a are woman, a way to man's heart should be from someplace a little below the stomach :-))
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